Round 1 Pairings by Player
| Player | Table | Opponent |
| Afro-Cuban Rhythm | 12 | Just For Men |
| Aixelsyad Maet | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| All-Star Simpson Defense Tea | 3 | Bloated Toad |
| American Beauty | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Apac Nation | 29 | TLF Spawn |
| Bentley Renunion Tour | 23 | Really Rottens |
| Billy. Team | 22 | Team Chimera |
| Bloated Toad | 3 | All-Star Simpson Defense Tea |
| Bolting Souls | 4 | Pittsburgh Blue |
| Bunch O Nut | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Car Acrobatic Team | 14 | Egghead Games |
| China Ca | 17 | Team Wassabi |
| Dark Side of the Moo | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Egghead Games | 14 | Car Acrobatic Team |
| Fatsoono Team | 21 | Five Legs |
| Fear and Loathing in NY | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Five Legs | 21 | Fatsoono Team |
| Fleur de Lys | 9 | Team Cerebus |
| Forbidden Donut | 13 | Team Bells |
| FTL Team | 20 | Team Jank |
| Gas, Inc. | 6 | The Mountain Yetis |
| Gazebo Slayers | 19 | TN Connection |
| God's Pizz | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Golden Guys | 31 | Low Expectations |
| Huey, Ben, and Casey | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Insufficient Randomizatio | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Just For Men | 12 | Afro-Cuban Rhythm |
| Kamikaze Matt's | 30 | Team Taint |
| Look Out Bello | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Lords of the Underworld | 16 | Potato Heads |
| Low Expectations | 31 | Golden Guys |
| Mourning Woo | 7 | Team Grrrrr |
| Nasty Butler | 27 | Two Yanks and a Canuck |
| New Big Dogs | 8 | Team Bread Delivery |
| Old Man and His Minions | 25 | The Amish Mob |
| Pam and the Fuzzy Bunnie | 5 | Team Sheetz |
| Pittsburgh Blue | 4 | Bolting Souls |
| Potato Heads | 16 | Lords of the Underworld |
| Potato Nation | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Really Rottens | 23 | Bentley Renunion Tour |
| Roll and Tack | 24 | Short Bus |
| Rug Doctors | 18 | Team Two |
| Short Bus | 24 | Roll and Tack |
| Sufficiently Randomized | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Suspicion Breeds Confidence | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Team 6$ Sub 2 | 26 | Team Shut Yo Mouth!! |
| Team Antarctic | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Team Bells | 13 | Forbidden Donut |
| Team Bread Delivery | 8 | New Big Dogs |
| Team Cerebus | 9 | Fleur de Lys |
| Team Chimera | 22 | Billy. Team |
| Team Cow | 28 | The Nameless Ones |
| Team Diesel | 11 | Three Cheaters |
| Team Goldfish | 10 | Team Outpost |
| Team Grrrrr | 7 | Mourning Woo |
| Team Jank | 20 | FTL Team |
| Team Kryptonite | 15 | Team One-Twenty Soul |
| Team One-Twenty Soul | 15 | Team Kryptonite |
| Team Outpost | 10 | Team Goldfish |
| Team Paradox | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Team QCJ | 32 | The Fighting Tuna |
| Team Ramen | 1 | Team Xanadu |
| Team Shady | 2 | Two Lawyers and a Leiher |
| Team Sheetz | 5 | Pam and the Fuzzy Bunnie |
| Team Shephard | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Team Shut Yo Mouth!! | 26 | Team 6$ Sub 2 |
| Team Struzzin | | *** BYE *** |
| Team Taint | 30 | Kamikaze Matt's |
| Team Two | 18 | Rug Doctors |
| Team Wassabi | 17 | China Ca |
| Team Work | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Team Xanadu | 1 | Team Ramen |
| Tenacious D 3D | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| That's Armageddon, Baby! | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| The Amish Mob | 25 | Old Man and His Minions |
| The Bedell Famil | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| The Fighting Tuna | 32 | Team QCJ |
| The Fix | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| The Fix Is In | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| The Mountain Yetis | 6 | Gas, Inc. |
| The Nameless Ones | 28 | Team Cow |
| Three Cheaters | 11 | Team Diesel |
| TLF Spawn | 29 | Apac Nation |
| TN Connection | 19 | Gazebo Slayers |
| Two Lawyers and a Leiher | 2 | Team Shady |
| Two Yanks and a Canuck | 27 | Nasty Butler |
| V | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
| Your Move Games | | *** Awarded Bye *** |
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