Round 5 Pairings by Player
| Name | Points | | Name | Points |
| Afro-Cuban Rhythm | 6 | vs. | Forbidden Donut | 6 |
| Aixelsyd Mae | 9 | vs. | Insufficient Randomizatio | 9 |
| All-Star Simpson Defense Tea | 9 | vs. | Team Antarctic | 10 |
| American Beauty | 9 | vs. | Huey, Ben, and Casey | 9 |
| Apac Nation | 4 | vs. | Team Cerebus | 3 |
| Bentley Renunion Tour | 9 | vs. | Team Paradox | 9 |
| Billy. Team | 9 | vs. | Egghead Games | 9 |
| Bloated Toad | 6 | vs. | Five Legs | 6 |
| Bolting Souls | 9 | vs. | Suspicion Breeds Confidence | 9 |
| Bunch O Nut | 6 | vs. | God's Pizz | 6 |
| Car Acrobatic Team | 6 | vs. | Team Ramen | 6 |
| China Ca | 12 | vs. | Look Out Bello | 12 |
| Dark Side of the Moo | 12 | vs. | Just For Men | 12 |
| Egghead Games | 9 | vs. | Billy. Team | 9 |
| Fear and Loathing in NY | 9 | vs. | Nasty Butler | 9 |
| Five Legs | 6 | vs. | Bloated Toad | 6 |
| Fleur de Lys | 9 | vs. | Two Lawyers and a Leiher | 9 |
| Forbidden Donut | 6 | vs. | Afro-Cuban Rhythm | 6 |
| FTL Team | 7 | vs. | Kryptonite | 7 |
| Gazebo Slayers | 12 | vs. | Your Move Games | 12 |
| God's Pizz | 6 | vs. | Bunch O Nut | 6 |
| Golden Guys | 3 | vs. | Team Cow | 3 |
| Huey, Ben, and Casey | 9 | vs. | American Beauty | 9 |
| Insufficient Randomizatio | 9 | vs. | Aixelsyd Mae | 9 |
| Just For Men | 12 | vs. | Dark Side of the Moo | 12 |
| Kryptonite | 7 | vs. | FTL Team | 7 |
| Look Out Bello | 12 | vs. | China Ca | 12 |
| Lords of the Underworld | 6 | vs. | The Fix | 6 |
| Nasty Butler | 9 | vs. | Fear and Loathing in NY | 9 |
| New Big Dogs | 6 | vs. | Old Man and His Minions | 6 |
| Old Man and His Minions | 6 | vs. | New Big Dogs | 6 |
| Potato Heads | 9 | vs. | Team Bread Delivery | 9 |
| Potato Nation | 9 | vs. | Team Jank | 7 |
| Really Rottens | 4 | vs. | Team Shady | 4 |
| Roll and Tack | 6 | vs. | Team Wassabi | 4 |
| Rug Doctors | 9 | vs. | Team Diesel | 9 |
| Sufficiently Randomized | 9 | vs. | Team QCJ | 9 |
| Suspicion Breeds Confidence | 9 | vs. | Bolting Souls | 9 |
| Team Antarctic | 10 | vs. | All-Star Simpson Defense Tea | 9 |
| Team Bread Delivery | 9 | vs. | Potato Heads | 9 |
| Team Cerebus | 3 | vs. | Apac Nation | 4 |
| Team Chimera | 0 | vs. | Team Struzzin | 3 |
| Team Cow | 3 | vs. | Golden Guys | 3 |
| Team Diesel | 9 | vs. | Rug Doctors | 9 |
| Team Goldfish | 6 | vs. | Team Xanadu | 6 |
| Team Grrrrr | 12 | vs. | Tenacious D 3D | 12 |
| Team Jank | 7 | vs. | Potato Nation | 9 |
| Team One-Twenty Soul | 7 | vs. | That's Armageddon, Baby! | 6 |
| Team Paradox | 9 | vs. | Bentley Renunion Tour | 9 |
| Team QCJ | 9 | vs. | Sufficiently Randomized | 9 |
| Team Ramen | 6 | vs. | Car Acrobatic Team | 6 |
| Team Shady | 4 | vs. | Really Rottens | 4 |
| Team Sheetz | 6 | vs. | Three Cheaters | 6 |
| Team Shephard | 6 | vs. | The Fix Is In | 6 |
| Team Struzzin | 3 | vs. | Team Chimera | 0 |
| Team Wassabi | 4 | vs. | Roll and Tack | 6 |
| Team Work | 10 | vs. | TN Connection | 9 |
| Team Xanadu | 6 | vs. | Team Goldfish | 6 |
| Tenacious D 3D | 12 | vs. | Team Grrrrr | 12 |
| That's Armageddon, Baby! | 6 | vs. | Team One-Twenty Soul | 7 |
| The Bedell Famil | 9 | vs. | V | 9 |
| The Fix | 6 | vs. | Lords of the Underworld | 6 |
| The Fix Is In | 6 | vs. | Team Shephard | 6 |
| Three Cheaters | 6 | vs. | Team Sheetz | 6 |
| TN Connection | 9 | vs. | Team Work | 10 |
| Two Lawyers and a Leiher | 9 | vs. | Fleur de Lys | 9 |
| V | 9 | vs. | The Bedell Famil | 9 |
| Your Move Games | 12 | vs. | Gazebo Slayers | 12 |
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