"Ho, ho, ho! Midgets! Er—Readers! You have all heard the rumors—Kris Kringle is out with a mysterious back injury. Sources very close to Borborygmos's social club confirm that this is true. That is why I, Borborygmos, will be delivering the presents this year! I have Elves. I have toys. I have snow. I even have a sleigh! I know when you are sleeping, when you are awake, when you are running in terror from the might of Borborygmos. Spreading holiday cheer does not seem so difficult! Happy Holidays!"
–Borborygmos
Borborygmos's Holiday Cheer
Elder Dragon Highlander