Push a needle under each of my fingernails.
Eat broken glass.
Be invisible at will.
Be able to read minds.
Be roasted alive.
Live forever locked inside a coffin.
Have an uncontrollable ability to change into a werewolf.
Be able to change into a cockroach at will.
Be rich and despised by everyone I come in to contact with.
Be poor and famous.
Have demonic horns sprout from my flesh.
Have a face on the back of my head.
Dive into a pool of battery acid.
Eat 50 pounds of pig fat.
Have no skin.
Have a flesh-eating virus.
Live off the blood of others.
Live off the misery of others.
Do great things that others get the credit for.
Get the credit for the great things others have done.
Get huge bribes but only do what others want.
Bribe others to do what I want.
Burn everything I own.
Keep what I have but never get anything else.
