Elminster
Speaks
(Part #4)
The
Sage of Shadowdale has something to say about pretty
much everything. Despite having pages in Dragon Magazine,
Dungeon Adventures, and Polyhedron Newszine, the Old
Mage still has more to speak of the Realms. Not wanting
to anger an archmage, we decided it would be best
to give him a weekly column from which to discuss
the finer points.
Listen well, young one.
Justice
and the Law
Once
openly hated for his heavy-handed extortion of property
and money from both locals and any passing caravans
he judged lightly defended, Buorstag (through Zhent
suggestion) has recently become far fairer
and subtler. He no longer openly seizes goods or demands
protection money, though he does levy a fee for armed
escorts requested by anyone, and holds to a far more
consistent interpretation of justice. Elminster believes
this good behavior is rooted in Zhent desires (particularly
in their time of weakness, following the destruction
of Zhentil Keep) to give Maalthiir of Hillsfar no
acceptable-to-Sembia pretext for seizing Voonlar.
High taxes yield higher prices, as much as 30% higher
than the norm elsewhere, which have replaced random
acts of extortion. This higher take has made Buorstag
see the wisdom of the gentle gauntlet
approach.
The
law in Voonlar is whatever the Bron says it is, but
visitors and citizens alike can take comfort in the
fact that the underlying principle of Voonlarran justice
is now based on profits. In practice, the clergy of
Cyric, Zhentarim, the Bron and his deputies are above
the law and can act as they like in Voonlarran territory
with complete impunity. All others are safe as long
as they are careful and avoid being seen as public
enemies.
Buorstag
levies high taxes on both citizens and visitors, but
in return keeps Voonlar safe. He dispenses harsh but
fair justice to citizens and travelers alike so as
not to harm the flow of trade. Red Plumes in uniform
and anyone suspected of being a Harper or agent of
Hillsfar are deemed a public enemy and can expect
to be attacked on sight. The guards work to take such
enemies alive, though many might wind up seriously
injured or disabled during an attempt to resist. Once
captured and sent through "attentive questioning"
(torture), many public enemies are executed. In cases
of mistaken identity, only Zhentarim able to call
on immediate magical aid are released; all others
are slain, with the bodies hidden to prevent repercussions.
Executions
are performed at the Throat, usually by slow dismemberment;
a limb an hour. The miscreant is strapped to an X-shaped
frame of logs that spreads the arms and legs, and
left to bleed to death with the torso and head intact
and facing Shadowdale, as a warning to travelers on
the road.
Only
wizards are beheaded, and this is done for public
safety. Buorstag maintains several scrolls of impressive
false charges that he can read aloud to justify any
slayings he pleases. Adventurers who do battle with
a deputy can expect to be deemed Harpers and slaughtered
forthwith.
All
goods and property of an executed criminal are forfeit
to the Bron, who maintains the public purse. He claims
to spend such monies for patrols, road repairs, and
the cleansing of public wells. An honest Voonlarran,
speaking in private, admits that not much in the way
of repairs or well-tending gets done.
Recent
Lawbreakers
The
Adventure of a Lifetime: A group of adventurers
arrived from Shadowdale and were arrested for spying
for Hillsfar. The mage was beheaded for casting a
sleep spell during a bar fight, since she was
obviously a Harper spy. The priest of the group, a
devout servant of Tymora, was executed by slow dismemberment.
The remaining party members are being held in the
Locktower, and its unsure what the Bron plans
to do with them.
Enter
the Zhentarim: A Zhentarim agent visited town
a few weeks ago, taking great delight in having the
Bron jump at his every utterance. After a particularly
wild night of wine, women, and song, the Zhentling
disappeared. While the official story is that he left
town, many of the citizens believe that the Bron and
his deputies visited him. The popular tale is that
the Bron had him tied, gagged, and buried alive somewhere
outside the city.
Love
Strikes: The dating habits of Marsara Storntil,
one of the Brons deputies, have been the hushed
speculation of many of the town gossipers. Every few
weeks, a Zhent wizard by the name of Tamelia (NE hf
W7) visits Voonlar and spends a great deal of time
with Marsara. A drunken suitor once accosted the deputy
when the issue arose, and Marsara so soundly trounced
the farmhand that no one has ever broached the issue
in public again.