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Elminster
Speaks
Delzemaeran
Delicacies, Part 2
(Part
#40)
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A few
more notes, before we travel on, about what fills platters (ornate, oval,
punched-metal affairs or smooth-carved, wooden ones that are cleaned by
tong-held plunges into flaming oil and then into quenching water) and
bellies in Delzimmer.
Fruit
Jellies: The hot, damp climate of this corner of Faerûn (aided by
stinging flies and midges) causes rapid rotting of food that's not guarded
against spoilage. One of the popular local ways of preserving grapes,
dewblood berries (ye might call them "currants," which they
much resemble), and other small fruit is to boil them and then strain
them out of the hot water straightaway into molds of just-beginning-to-cool
jelly. Many local creatures have fatty flesh that can yield the necessary
"squirmhard" (the substance used to gel the jellies), but unless
ye happen to like a warring taste of sweet fruit and savory beast, fruit
jellies are best made with the squirmhard of the glael, a repulsive-looking
green-to-brown ground slug. Glael can get as long as a human forearm,
but are usually half that length, and the halflings of Luiren have harvested
them almost to extinction in some parts of that land. (Ghey are still
plentiful in the hills near Delzimmer.)
Glael
flesh tastes horrible and has the consistency of glue, but when just the
right-hued flesh is harvested and simmered to separate out the fibrous
innards, the result is a bland, almost clear (translucent and tinged with
air bubbles and a faint greenish hue) jelly that readily takes on the
taste of any fruit stirred into it. Glael jelly hardens swiftly when allowed
to cool, suspending fruit therein. (Hin often cool the stuff by pouring
it into covered jars in their cellars.) When sold in rough earthenware
jugs, such concoctions are inevitably known as jugged fruit jellies, and
a good-sized jug of the stuff can be had for 5 copper coins.
Scaletail:
Skewers of fried snake and lizard are a local dietary staple. These
are fried in hot spiced oils for immediate dining or smoked and sold as
kitchen crock snacks or trail food. In either case, heads, limbs, and
innards are removed, and the remainder is cut into long, thin lengthwise
strips (rather as ye might expect a butcher to render pork into strips
of bacon).
Two harmless,
edible, insect-eating local rock lizards are plentiful: the hand-sized,
dusty brown and slow-moving klonthaer and the reddish, dartingly swift,
smaller bharang. Most scaletail is scraps of these two sorts of lizards
that are augmented by the large, dark brown, beetle-devouring mushroom
snake (named for the fungi it most often hides among, perfectly disguised
by the matching hue of its mottled body).
Occasionally
more exotic snakes and other reptiles are slain and made into special
scaletail that may be sold for thrice the price of the daily, ordinary
sort. Usually scaletail goes for a silver coin per well-laden platter,
or three coppers for a heavy (loaded) skewer.
Scaletail
has its local variants and equivalents all along the Great Sea coast,
but it doesn't travel well. I seldom find folk who like it farther north
than, say, the Calim Desert. Fruit jellies from Delzimmer and Luiren,
on the other hand, have made their way onto glittering tables in Sembia
and even Waterdeep and are increasingly plentiful in Calimshan, Tethyr,
and Amn.

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