Waterdeep News
Lords Order Statue's Removal
By Ed Greenwood

Lords Order Statue's Removal

Waterdeep -- By proclamation of the Lords of Waterdeep, read out by Piergeiron at the Palace yestereve, a statue unlawfully erected in Court of the White Bull in Trades Ward has been pulled down and destroyed.

The statue, sculpted "skillfully" by unknown hands from imported marble, was of a lone, standing man in laborer's garb, facing north-of-west (directly at the spires of the distant Palace). He held a hammer in one hand, and his other arm was outstretched in the act of making a certain gesture.

The statue has now been reduced to rubble and dust. Before the Lords reached their decision, the Watch was ordered to examine it out of fears it was a mimic setting up shop, as has happened before in Virgin's Square.

No trace of monstrous nature was found, but Watch officers did discover that the statue sported several hidden 'drop-scrip' cavities (message caches). One contained a message that was seized by the Watch. Its contents have not been made public.

The statue was making a rude gesture known locally as 'hooking', in which a first finger is extended alone and curled into a hook, in the manner used by fishmongers to draw edible innards out of shellfish. This has long been a Dock Ward insult implying expulsion of bodily wastes toward the person to whom the gesture is directed.

About the Author

Ed Greenwood is the man who unleashed the Forgotten Realms on an unsuspecting world. He works in libraries, writes fantasy, sf, horror, mystery, and even romance stories (sometimes all in the same novel), but he is still happiest churning out Realmslore, Realmslore, and more Realmslore. There are still a few rooms in his house with space left to pile up papers in . . .

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