id you see the Scars of Mirrodin card that Mike Flores previewed yesterday? It was Koth of the Hammer, and it looks like this:
This generated a certain amount of discussion in the Twitterverse. Much of it was Flores himself (@fivewithflores) arguing with Conley Woods (@Conley81) about how good Koth actually is. The winner of that discussion remains to be seen, and we're going to skip it.
The other discussion was who could come up with the best Koth-related pun. Here, as far as we can determine, are the contenders.
I am bracing myself for the Koth puns -- High Koth of Living, Koth of Doing Business, Opportunity Koth and so on.
I plan to do a Koth Benefit Analysis once he is released
Turn your head and Koth!
Opportunity Koth is definitely going to be an article title somewhere given the restrictions he puts on a deck using him
Koth-Benefit Analysis? Koth Suppressant? American Kothic? You're right, that rabbit hole is deep and dark.
One of my favorite bands used to be Soul Koth'ing
HIGH "KOTH" OF PLAYING MAGIC, THX #scg #magicpimping
I am drawn to the new planeswalker like a Koth to a flame. #SoM
David Lee Koth is the lead singer for Elite Vanguard Halen? Too far?